Hey Mike LoveDon't try to danceYou just impress the innocentgirls who scream at everythingYou're such a dorkIt's clear to meHey Mike LoveDon't try to danceDon't do that weird thing with your handsAnd armsIt's not so coolTo gesticulate the words to everything
Hey Mike LoveDon't try to dance
Hey Mike LoveDon't try to singWhen you can't hear anything at allYou're out of tuneAnd Brian looks at you