December 18, 2001 3:46 PM

According to the Gender Test, I'm about a 1/4 of a man. Wow, I'm closer to androgyny than I thought. And as for the Sex Test, I'll have sex with one person, who I will actually love, at 16 in a hotel room. That's unlikely, because I'm going to be 17 in 21 days, and I'm not in love with anyone. Besides, hotel rooms are expensive.

I love getting messed up. I'm bad.