I accidently caught the bus into Waikiki today. It's such a horrid place. If any of you visit here, make it a point to avoid that area. It's a tourist trap, cluttered with dozens of shops selling "Hawaiian" things for extravagant prices. The only reason to go there is to either go to the zoo or pick up a prostitute. And shuttup about the prostitute example.

For the life of me, I cannot write a pop song.

Our lychee tree is literally producing hundreds of fruits. (EDITOR'S ANNOTATION [6/1/2003]: It's actually starting again, surprisingly. It hadn't for about 8 years, and then it happened this time, and again now...) If you want any, I'll mail you some. There's no customs issues for agricultural mail like at the airport, is there?