July 30, 2002 4:40 PM

These next two weeks are a film-fest for me. I found out that the college library has more than 5000 movies free to borrow. So far I've seen Drugstore Cowboy and How To Kill Your Neighbor's Dog.

I dreamt the other night that I got a near-perfect score on a spelling test, mispelling "yahtzee". I thought it was strange that it appeared on the test, but the teacher assured me it was a synonym of violet. I looked it up when I woke up. She lied.

Jesus it's humid.