October 15, 2002 8:03 PM

So today I was cooking (like I always do), and while idly consuming the unwashed mushrooms in the bowl beside me I discovered that cereal contains some strange things. Tetrafluric glucose? Oh boy.

That entire moment was fiction. And it was fun. Especially thinking creatively about the ficticious ingredient. Looks like chemistry does have a use. Maybe from now on I'll mix things up and write fiction. And the funny thing is you'll never know if I did.

My next band is going be called Fruits Mistaken For Vegetables.