December 24, 2002 6:43 PM

So today I put up a number of posters at the biggest shopping center downtown. Unfortunately my efforts were in vain- most of them were taken down within the hour. Damn you, minimum-wage janitor. How can I start a revolution if you do your job?

My children should watch out. I'm giving them Icelandic names.

Did you know the entire country is on a first-name basis? Even in their phonebook. Crazy.

I Iceland.