I managed to salvage my repeatedly-fractured headphones with the miracle of superglue. The high point of my day, no doubt. And it had nothing to do with the glue.

Speaking of glue, I painted half my hand in Elmer's during math class. Amazing what sorts of things can be interesting when you're tired and bored.

Pixies. Tasty. Vomit-flavored jellybeans? Tastier.