Dear MTV,

You need to quit trying to be political. You suck at it. World politics cannot be summarized by a stylish "news special" with the nutritional value of a marshmellow. And, now, you've convinced millions of glazed-eyed viewers to dangerously believe themselves to be informed. Do us a favor and don't ever do such a thing again.

Much love,

Evan

P.S. Stop being about music. You suck at that too.