I started Spanish 102 at the community college this week to fulfill my second language credit for my entrance into Evergreen. The first day I thought I was destined to fail -- the teacher frequently jumped between English and speaking Spanish fluently -- but gradually learned I wasn't in too much trouble. It's going fine.

Cleaning the rooves (really, 'roofs' should be spelt that way -- hoof to hooves, right?), I found a cowboy star badge that reads "HUSTLER". In correlation with the dildo, it begs some important questions...

Did you know "Sloop John B." wasn't written by Brian Wilson? It's actually a traditional song.