September 12, 2003 3:51 PM

I went out today. A lot happened:

A man unbeknownstly fixed his Jesus pin on his collar using the window as mirror as I sat in the car.

A lady battled a bee with her hands as she walked.

Two security guards discussed the health of the colon.

I had myself a tasty sandwich and salad.

I loitered at the bookstore and record store.

We drove past the theatre playing American Splendor but for some reason I didn't feel like stopping.

I took a nap.

The band's CDs came in.

And now it's a root beer with a pumpkin-buttered roll.