My roommate: "It sucks. I just hate it."

Multiply by 10 (number of times spoken on telephone).

"It" being Evergreen.

Over 2 minute period.

I wonder if he'll leave. I wouldn't mind having a room to myself, as long as I don't have to pay more.

Me: "Grglgl."

"Grglgl" being "I like dat muzak".

Built To Spill on the 17th is $15. Not bad. I need a ride. Bad.

Rufus Wainwright: "I'm hot and I want to sex your ears up with my hot sexy music. December 14th." (he cocks his head back and shoots me down with his finger)

Me: (I swoon onto the floor)

Rufus Wainwright(tm) doppleganger robot from Ticketmaster: "$35 PLUS TIP< PLZ /"

Me: (I melt into the floorboards)

Anything for music, I guess. I need a ride. Bad.