December 8, 2003 9:19 PM

If these next 4 days were shots I'd throw that shit back like water. It would be my misfortune that I don't drink and I'd vomit it all back up in a second.

Things to do:

1. Buy tea.
2. Write a tune, for god's sake.
3. Eat more.
4. Start a band called "The Better Elvis". You know which one.