February 29, 2004 11:51 PM

Hey Mike Love Don't try to dance You just impress the innocent girls who scream at everything You're such a dork It's clear to me Hey Mike Love Don't try to dance Don't do that weird thing with your hands And arms It's not so cool To gesticulate the words to everything Hey Mike Love Don't try to dance Hey Mike Love Don't try to sing When you can't hear anything at all You're out of tune And Brian looks at you

sit; stand; jump; d. l.