May 1, 2004 8:47 AM

Beach Boys, "Hawaii":

Do you wanna go
Straight to Hawaii
(Hawaii) Hawaii (Hawaii)
Straight to Hawaii (Hawaii Hawaii)
Oh do (Honolulu Waikiki) you wanna come along with me
(Do you wanna come along with me)

I heard about all the pretty girls
With their grass skirts down to their knees
All my life I wanted to see
The island called Hawaii

The "island"? There's only one? The Beach Boys were dorks.