September 14, 2004 9:58 PM

What citizens are doing in the neighborhood of Maunawili, of Kailua, Hawaii at 9:48 PM:

Not using turn signals.

Coming home.

Watching television.

Sitting mysteriously in vans, holding conversations.

Perring through windowblinds at nighttime bikers (i.e., me!).

Not swerving purposelessly on bikes. Or riding down hills. Or tapping trash bins. Or riding bikes blind.

Boy, they really do nothing.