December 7, 2004 12:16 AM

It seems to make sense to value your life by the condition of your hands. Right now my right hand has two scars: one below my pointer-finger's middle joint from breaking a glass cup, and a burn-scar from the oven on the pointer's knuckle. I need to work on my left hand.

Right now I don't have a girlfriend and my hair is getting long. To maximize my resources, I will grow my hair to 2 1/2 feet and weave a scarf to give to a girl.