December 8, 2004 12:36 AM

If I were a tattoo-having man, I would get a connect-the-dots snake on the inner wrist, and a connect-the-dots tyrannosaurus rex just a bit up on the upper arm. That, or I'd grab a little kid off the street and tell him or her to draw me a picture on my arm with this special pen. Careful now, don't press too hard. Just pretend like my skin's a piece of paper.