February 9, 2005 7:59 PM

"Oh, darling, how I miss you, I miss you so much..."

I was confused for a moment on GMail, reading a new message. And then I realized that it wasn't my mailbox. A "Hayeto Tiyota" or some such person forgot to log out. And from looking at the titles and excerpts of the other messages, there were a lot of similarly-conceived messages.

Wow, I didn't know people actually talked that way.