Evan's sentence-fragment film review for Me And You And Everyone You Know: "An elaborate piece of drivel"
Oh, and supposedly Nestle's Kit-Kat (the rest of the world's) is tastier than Hershey's Kit-Kat (America's)? Can anyone confirm this? It's been bothering me.
Lastly, if anyone has any good synonyms for "wussy", you should let me know. I heard "wussy" is a combination of "wimp" and "pussy", and that's etymologically close enough to make me rather not use it. It has to be either street-usable ("wimpy" is too proper-sounding for me) or distinctively regional or colloquial (or made-up, if you're good at that sort of thing) to the point of causing confusion in conversation.