"Break your tongue (by strategy)" muffins

4 tbsp butter
dab of oil
1/2 c white sugar
dab of brown sugar
2 cups flour
two eggs
3 oh-my-God-ripe bananas (1 cup, roughly)
chocolate chips
1 tsp baking soda

Cream the butter with the sugars and oil. Mix in everything else until gooey. Pour into greased pan. Bake at 325 for about a half hour, or until knife cuts clean.

So as you can tell, I'm really busy with school and everything.