The short list that will only get longer but not better:

Web design is some S.F.U.S.! It's like trying to walk straight when all the walls are crooked, and moving. Yet I can't stop obsessing over it.

Girls are no good. I mean, they're great. I mean, I'm making this all up, and none of it is real. Carry on.

So if blogging is cool right now, when will it not be cool? What will replace it? Can you imagine every blog frozen on their last post, never to be updated again? The new feeling of human absence.

I'm trying it again. That's right: sourdough.

Too many flies.

Outstanding!

Am I dead?

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Just kidding! Haha!