Strange rock formations like spaghetti, how did they get that way

My mom starts smoking, rolls cigarettes clumsily

Barack Obama, half-covered in rock, shrugs indecisively

Chicken used for terrorism

Clothes or costumes

A police officer caught in an explosion, runs around on fire, soon naked and spotted white to a hospital to get a blowjob from a famous, underappreciated nurse who is married to newsman

I dream of a nosebleed, and wake to a nosebleed