I think the real reason why I have a diary is so I can attract those of the opposite sex. You know, show how sensitive and insightful I am behind my insecure facade. And substitute for my inability to communicate and confront anyone I even have a remote interest in.

Will you go out with me?

I mean on a date.

Thought so.

EDITOR'S ANNOTATION [6/1/2003]: Again, for the most part...at least now I have a humor about my insecurities.